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I've decided to make a crappy, happy, cheesy dance (or happy hardcore) song that will get me onto the AP Top 5. Why? Because then, I'd be able to post front page news posts.

For God's sake, sometimes the crappiest stuff gets on the Top 5. I guess I'll just...aim for mass NG appeal. How does a Legend of Super Metroid the Hedgehog Bros. Techno Remix sound to you?

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Apr. 30, 2008 | 5:48 AM WritersBlock says:

Why not just rig a weekly top 5? (see whut I did thar?!)

Apr. 30, 2008 | 6:59 PM Rig responds:

oh snapple

Apr. 30, 2008 | 6:02 AM WritersBlock says:

Brainwave:
The CTSG flash, is it being submitted under your name? If it wins an award you may not need to go out of your comfort zone and create a genuinely good song for once. Lol, I mean whore yourself out for an audio award...
Just kidding, you know I <3 your audios... right?

Apr. 30, 2008 | 10:10 AM Rig responds:

<3s and loves

Apr. 30, 2008 | 3:22 PM Maahes says:

Sweet! But you better start making more DnB soon! You're my top favorite artist for a reason. >:(

Apr. 30, 2008 | 6:59 PM Rig responds:

OKIE

Apr. 30, 2008 | 6:17 PM sorohanro says:

don't make crap, even if is happy
that will cost your ... your ... actually just your time
better to use it for what you usually do, because is good ;)
as for mass appeal, get real, masses are stupid :))) you know ... amount of inteligence is constant but population is growing :)))

Apr. 30, 2008 | 6:59 PM Rig responds:

Mass appeal = top 5 = ability to post front page stuff. I'll sacrifice my musical self for it >:(

Apr. 30, 2008 | 7:36 PM Whirlguy says:

"Happy songs are always refreshing in this sea of emo techno. :-)"
Yes, that was you.
Your response to the review I gave you for stardust crazy :3
Like I'd ever forget those legendary words O:

I dont think it has to be "crappy, cheesy, dance or happy hardcore" for people to like it. Just make something happy! =D

May. 1, 2008 | 1:26 AM Rig responds:

There's a difference between happiness and cheesiness. But yeah, you got me. :3

May. 1, 2008 | 12:34 AM JoeyNukes says:

I'M RAVING I'M RAVING

May. 1, 2008 | 2:14 AM Quarl says:

If you do that, I'm afraid I'll have to vvvvVVVOTE 5 EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK AND SUCK YOR DICKZ CUZ I LUV TRANZ SONIKSUPERBROSDKDDDMARIO MUZIX@!!!

COCK!

May. 1, 2008 | 1:13 PM Kr1z says:

u think my crap didnt deserve top5 ? :P

May. 1, 2008 | 1:17 PM Rig responds:

omg u suxzor