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Rig

The Readers Digest article about me is out!

Posted by Rig Aug. 26, 2009 @ 9:59 PM EDT

The article's called "Countdown To A School Burning", about the sirtom93 incident, featuring deckheadtottie and I! It's in the Canadian version, not sure about you guys in other countries. Let me know.

Issues it's in:
Canadian

Issues it's NOT in:
UK
US

I suppose I'm cool now. (lol plug)

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Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:00 PM Flee says:

neat

Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:00 PM Rig responds:

yup


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:02 PM TMM43 says:

That's just awesome dude.
Great job with that issue though.

Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:06 PM Rig responds:

I really had no clue this would happen. :S


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:03 PM ThePortalGuru says:

Niftay

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:00 PM Rig responds:

i kno rite


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:08 PM Niloc14 says:

You're getting so much publicity for this :B Ahaha

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:00 PM Rig responds:

It's amazing.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:12 PM Coolio-Niato says:

I'll see if I can snag a copy. Now where is this soviet canada in relation to toronto?

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:02 PM Rig responds:

Near Winnistein.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:16 PM Save-A-Seal says:

"It could be like Columbine...all over again"?

He had some petrol....seriously.

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:03 PM Rig responds:

It's more dramatic this way.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:18 PM Luis says:

These types of threads belong in your userpage and this thread has been locked. Please post it there or you will be banned.

.. wait what.

BTW do you think you can get an extra and send it over to the office?

Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:59 PM Rig responds:

Sure, if they want one. Have you stateside people checked out your RD versions yet?


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:42 PM deevvon says:

Whatever happened to that anti-social fuck up anyway?

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:03 PM Rig responds:

He's getting professional help.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:49 PM Makeshift says:

I wish I was the first in that thread :(
I would be in READERS DIGEST!!!

Go Canada! :3

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:03 PM Rig responds:

Next time YOU call the police.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 10:49 PM war-spawn says:

Did anyone ever tell you that you have a twin brother that lives on the side of a book?

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:04 PM Rig responds:

no wai :O


Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:07 PM NegativeONE says:

Heh, he wasn't in the article because he posted "First post! lmao tldr", Makeshift :P

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:09 PM Rig responds:

I so should've posted that.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:08 PM FrozenFire says:

Y so Srs?

The Web of Conscience..
Im going to kill a Readers Digest booklet by wiping my ass with it CALL THE COPS!

(Still pretty cool Im just jealous)

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:10 PM Rig responds:

Don't do THAT, silly.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:11 PM zappawadda says:

They should have used that wacky happyface picture of you.

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:12 PM Rig responds:

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19829 000/ngbbs4a88877b2fb83.jpg


Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:22 PM jmalouin7 says:

you should read the article to us in stickam, or typee out what it says

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:34 PM Rig responds:

I just did.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:24 PM DannyJay says:

Did you send them a picture or did they come to you for one?
and would you mind sending me a copy of the magazine? It looks like a cool article.

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:34 PM Rig responds:

They got a pic from another photographer.


Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:46 PM EJR says:

Love the pose, hate the hair. You should have shaved your hair.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 12:04 AM Rig responds:

My shaver had broken a few weeks beforehand. If I had known this would happen, I would've bought a new one right away D:


Aug. 27, 2009 | 12:41 AM Psycho-Pickle says:

Im gonna go buy it. Will you sign it?

Aug. 27, 2009 | 12:42 AM Rig responds:

Sure, if you mail it to me or something.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 12:46 AM Echo-Konosko says:

that guy looks like you its so wierd

Aug. 27, 2009 | 12:47 AM Rig responds:

You don't say :O


Aug. 27, 2009 | 12:57 AM Kiryuku says:

I find it really funny how this is becoming so widely known. We don't even know if they kid was gonna do it, he could have pussyed out. But still thats pretty cool. Your like a crime fighter now!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 1:01 AM Rig responds:

Super JP, Hero Of The Internets


Aug. 27, 2009 | 1:41 AM SoulPiker says:

Cool

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:22 PM Rig responds:

Yup


Aug. 27, 2009 | 1:54 AM Phobotech says:

You rock, Rig!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:22 PM Rig responds:

No, YOU rock, Phobotech!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 2:19 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

look out people
Captain Canada is here to save the day!
with his might grizzly in one hand and a hockey stick in the other!
may canada never die
long live your trailer park boys and cornergas!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:23 PM Rig responds:

dun dada duuuuuun


Aug. 27, 2009 | 2:39 AM Shikamarana says:

You've always been cool :3
You should use this to try and sex Jade though

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:23 PM Rig responds:

Her many cocks are long enough for a long-distance relationship. :3


Aug. 27, 2009 | 3:30 AM Cericon says:

It seems the enemy of lulz run rampant here.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:24 PM Rig responds:

Go back to /b/.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 4:08 AM Egoraptor says:

you look a lil bit like stamper

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:24 PM Rig responds:

We short-hair-and-glasses people all look alike :C


Aug. 27, 2009 | 4:30 AM DarKsidE555 says:

lololol, ghey book author pose.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:25 PM Rig responds:

That pic was one of dozens that the guy took. I was just trying to surviiiive


Aug. 27, 2009 | 5:29 AM DannyJay says:

is that a No to sending me a copy? I'll look around a store to see if I can find a copy, but if I can't....

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:28 PM Rig responds:

They're in like every convenience store ever. Do you live in Canada?

Updated: Aug. 27, 2009, 6:28 PM

Aug. 27, 2009 | 5:51 AM tigerkitty says:

Any way Joe and I can get a copy? PM meh! :)

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:29 PM Rig responds:

PM sent!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:38 AM Bahamut says:

I thought it came out already. Ah well, I'd like to say congrats on getting on Readers Digest. :D

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:30 PM Rig responds:

Thanks! It came out about a week ago, but I didn't post a pic till now.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:09 AM therealanimator says:

any chance of posting the article on your userpage?

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:31 PM Rig responds:

It's a long article. :P


Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:30 PM Rig responds:

lmfao. Would be better if the book had the face as well :D


Aug. 27, 2009 | 11:21 AM Sunrie says:

^^^
Yeah, Stiff, and I hope that one day you take your own life with a gunshot to the face, too.
----------------

Good going. Didn't realize this was a thing going on. Now if the media can just remember that this is an "art" site and not a "social networking" site like MySpace, it would be even more golden.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:33 PM Rig responds:

The article calls NG "an Internet portal for people who share (my) passion for animated videos, games, and electronic music."


Aug. 27, 2009 | 2:53 PM deckheadtottie says:

HOW MUCH OF A SHOUT-OUT DO I GET?

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:33 PM Rig responds:

You get a paragraph.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 3:55 PM Sidorio says:

You look significantly less hairy than I imagined.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:33 PM Rig responds:

I should be less hairy than that. :P


Aug. 27, 2009 | 4:17 PM SeaBoundRhino says:

That is honestly awesome. It's cool because on the face value, you saved a school from, at the very least, hundreds of dollars of damage and even some (not trying to sound melodramatic here) deaths if sirtom decided to use that knife that was found in his bag . Alternatively, if you dig deeper, it's a much bigger story about morality on the internet and in modern times,

Anyway, I just came here to tell you I'm burning down my neighbours house.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 6:34 PM Rig responds:

omg im calling teh cops


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:04 PM UberCream says:

Congrats on Re-Mod!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:26 PM Rig responds:

Thanks!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:07 PM FatJoe214 says:

Yay you're a mod now! Now you can defend us from sirtom immitators.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:27 PM Rig responds:

Just doing my job, ma'am.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:24 PM Lizzardis says:

Oh my... :3

Where can I get myself a copy of that magazine?

Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:27 PM Rig responds:

Any convenience store in Canada.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:25 PM Jon4life says:

Rig is so cool. I wanna be just like Rig. I am so going to go save a school. Awesom!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:54 PM Rig responds:

You da man!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:27 PM jakenator85 says:

OMG YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN!!!!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:54 PM Rig responds:

ur rite


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:28 PM Chymeraxe says:

Ha, nice job.

Also YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN YAY.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:54 PM Rig responds:

Yayyyyyyy


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:32 PM SevenSeize says:

YES. That's the best thing I have ever seen, ever.

Good job dear!

Hottest Reader's Digest EVAR!!!!1111

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:54 PM Rig responds:

Ever seen ever? Wow :O


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:33 PM Skwurll says:

That's awesome!
Also, congratz about the remodding!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:54 PM Rig responds:

Thanks!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 7:33 PM jakenator85 says:

Annnnd......
Since you're a mod again, that means you can go here again!
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 89330
Welcome back in office Rig!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:54 PM Rig responds:

THE HORROR THE HORROR


Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:13 PM Ptcfast says:

Could you scan that article and post the copy?

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:55 PM Rig responds:

I don't have a scanner :C


Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:16 PM GetYiffy says:

The legends returns. To fight evil, shitty topics, and unfunny 13 year old's.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:55 PM Rig responds:

The beast awakens.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:23 PM plasma50 says:

FUCK YOU ASSTARD

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:55 PM Rig responds:

lol


Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:26 PM rome-lherison says:

ur fucking cool

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:55 PM Rig responds:

Aw shucks.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:26 PM HighWayStar365 says:

Is it here in America now? I would love to read up on your awesomeness.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:55 PM Rig responds:

I'm not sure if it's in America. You could check. :P


Aug. 27, 2009 | 8:38 PM DiscoBandit72 says:

Just a quick question, did you get my PM?

Aug. 27, 2009 | 9:56 PM Rig responds:

I did!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 10:00 PM ZStriefel says:

hell yeah! gratz dude!

Aug. 27, 2009 | 10:39 PM Rig responds:

Thanks!


Aug. 27, 2009 | 10:25 PM Stretchysumo says:

Cool beans.

Aug. 27, 2009 | 10:39 PM Rig responds:

Beans are fun.


Aug. 27, 2009 | 10:49 PM FunkmasterCatking says:

OMG RIG YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN DID YOU NOTICE?

Aug. 28, 2009 | 12:09 AM Rig responds:

NO WAI UR KIDING


Aug. 28, 2009 | 12:12 AM Themasterkid says:

I'm going to buy The Readers Digest tomorrow, could I get you to sign it if I mail it to you. Of course ill treasure this always !

Aug. 28, 2009 | 12:23 AM Rig responds:

Sure!


Aug. 28, 2009 | 4:12 AM Rucklo says:

OMFG yaaay, hooray for Rig! welcome back to the team buddy ^___________^

Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:10 PM Rig responds:

thanks pal ^_______________________^


Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:15 AM Lizzardis says:

But I live in England.... :'(

I think you should send me one from Canada....Please?

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:37 AM Rig responds:

If you pay for it, sure!


Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:57 AM AntarcticBarbecue says:

You look so gay in that Readers Digest Picture

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:38 AM Rig responds:

You wish.


Aug. 28, 2009 | 10:40 AM Conspiracy3 says:

I wanna read that article but I'm too cheap to get the magazine. Isn't soviet Canada supposed to give to each of us according to our needs or something like that?

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:38 AM Rig responds:

That's COMMUNIST Canada.


Aug. 28, 2009 | 11:40 AM evan210 says:

You should scan the article and show us.
They don't have that version in the US.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:38 AM Rig responds:

I don't have a scanner :C


Aug. 28, 2009 | 1:56 PM FBIpolux says:

lolololololol you need to show me that IRL

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:38 AM Rig responds:

i sure will lol


Aug. 28, 2009 | 2:48 PM BobbaQ says:

Ha, awesome. And ZOMG you a mod again, couldn't keep away couldya? Even though you didn't really go away :P

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:38 AM Rig responds:

Yeah, I love you guys.


Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:54 PM andhination says:

They were slow getting that out. D:

Aug. 29, 2009 | 12:38 AM Rig responds:

These things take a while.


Aug. 29, 2009 | 7:03 AM Chime says:

Why couldn't they show the picture of you holding the readers digest in the readers digest?

Aug. 29, 2009 | 10:35 AM Rig responds:

That would be like dividing by zero or something.


Aug. 29, 2009 | 10:01 AM Conspiracy3 says:

I really want to read that article. It would probably be too much to ask you to type up the text on here, but I couldn't find a single link to it on Google.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 10:58 AM Rig responds:

Hmmm...


Aug. 29, 2009 | 10:37 AM Reckon says:

What issue is this?
I wanna get it. Hopefully it's the same with RDasia.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 11:46 AM Rig responds:

September 2009.


Aug. 29, 2009 | 11:27 AM AndrewGlisson13 says:

Did you just get re-modded?

Aug. 29, 2009 | 11:46 AM Rig responds:

Yup!


Aug. 29, 2009 | 3:28 PM Lizzardis says:

How much would it be for you to send it to me?

Will you sign it? :3

Aug. 30, 2009 | 11:27 AM Rig responds:

Several Canadian dollars, and sure, I'll sign it. :)


Aug. 29, 2009 | 6:18 PM Rig says:

69 lol


Aug. 29, 2009 | 6:30 PM EJR says:

You should scan the article so we could read it. :o

Aug. 29, 2009 | 7:54 PM Rig responds:

As has been stated many times, I have no scanner.


Aug. 29, 2009 | 8:40 PM SupraAddict says:

Where do I send it to to get signed? :x

Aug. 30, 2009 | 11:27 AM Rig responds:

You send it to me, of course.


Aug. 30, 2009 | 12:32 AM EJR says:

Sorry.. Didn't know about those many other times.... :\

Aug. 30, 2009 | 11:27 AM Rig responds:

Alrighty.


Aug. 30, 2009 | 11:50 AM jakenator85 says:

Have you ever put ketchup in-between two slices of bread, and eaten it?

Aug. 30, 2009 | 6:23 PM Rig responds:

No.


Aug. 30, 2009 | 4:20 PM Digital-Terror says:

Wow, if I see that, I'm going to buy it.

Is Newgrounds a "Social Networking Site" agian?

Aug. 30, 2009 | 6:24 PM Rig responds:

Nope!


Aug. 30, 2009 | 4:53 PM Digital-Terror says:

I got it already, that was pretty fast.

The only inaccuracy I saw was that they called us a chatroom.

Aug. 30, 2009 | 6:23 PM Rig responds:

YOU try explaining this site to old people.


Aug. 30, 2009 | 6:22 PM DannyJay says:

dude, I held the NEWYORKCITY meetup. what does that tell you about where I live?

Aug. 30, 2009 | 6:24 PM Rig responds:

Pretty close to NYC I would assume.


Aug. 31, 2009 | 5:23 AM SuperMarioBrosS says:

Rig! You're back! Time to put your name back on the site moderators list and off the demodded moderators list on my NG guide!

Also, don't you think it has been AWHILE since the sirtom incident?

I wish I was in Canada... where did you get the booklet? I'm going to Canada this December.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:24 PM Rig responds:

Yeah, it's been a while, but these articles don't write themselves. :P
I got the magazine in Canada.


Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:58 AM LBRocker says:

Rig, I'll send you 30 bucks CASH if you mail me one.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:23 PM Rig responds:

You have yourself a deal.


Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:00 AM LBRocker says:

Signed, of course.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:23 PM Rig responds:

Ooo la la.


Sep. 1, 2009 | 5:25 PM Buhhy says:

Hahaha, I just read the article yesterday! Good job! You did the right thing ;)

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:23 PM Rig responds:

Aw shucks :3


Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:34 PM wafflecake12 says:

YOU IS MOD AGAIN :D

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:23 PM Rig responds:

Yessir.


Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:37 PM DannyJay says:

found the magazine in my store, but didn't see your story. it was the september edition right?

could you send me a copy? I'll pay you back somehow.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:23 PM Rig responds:

PAY ME IN HUGS


Sep. 3, 2009 | 2:59 AM CashClock says:

Must of been pretty hard to explain this site, I'd just end up calling a cult that worships Hentai.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 8:41 AM Rig responds:

lolololol


Sep. 3, 2009 | 9:33 AM Prinzy2 says:

Why so serious? :3


Sep. 3, 2009 | 9:39 AM MyGuitarSticks says:

Kickass.


Sep. 3, 2009 | 9:48 AM LBRocker says:

Awesome. I'll probably have to send you cash amongst other things, as the American Postal System goes apeshit if you mail out a letter with only cash. Expect random junk I find in the vicinity of my wallet. I will PM you with details, and you better mail it or I might ffffffff.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 11:17 AM Rig responds:

lol ok


Sep. 4, 2009 | 11:01 AM deckheadtottie says:

Not in the British version. :(((((((

Sep. 4, 2009 | 11:15 AM Rig responds:

Awwww. I'll send you one then.


Sep. 4, 2009 | 3:39 PM AlexCo says:

Sexy Sexy!

Welcome back to modship by the way. :3


Sep. 4, 2009 | 6:50 PM Tribalfusion-X says:

That book indeed makes you cool.


Sep. 4, 2009 | 10:08 PM DepressiveTroll says:

Can I molest yop?


Sep. 5, 2009 | 6:06 AM Gian says:

Never let anybody tell you what to do, son.


Sep. 5, 2009 | 11:48 AM knightsofthecircle says:

They're probably going to make you a superhero, Rig. Make sure it's DC, though. Marvel has gone to complete crap lately.


Sep. 5, 2009 | 7:18 PM RydiaLockheart says:

I'm not seeing the article stateside, even though the September 2009 issue is out here. I dunno if they'll release it in another issue, it's already been released, or it's Canadian only.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 7:23 PM Rig responds:

Good to know. Thanks for the info.


Sep. 5, 2009 | 7:40 PM explodingbunnies says:

YOUR CANADIAN!?

Sep. 5, 2009 | 7:42 PM Rig responds:

YES


Sep. 8, 2009 | 1:45 PM Captain-Ben says:

Current goatee is much more majestic than the one in the picture, should've held off on the photoshoot.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:20 PM Rig responds:

My shaver got broken the week before all that happened. If I had known that my face would be plastered all over the world, I would've shaved :C


Sep. 9, 2009 | 6:22 PM SupraAddict says:

September Issue
Vermont = = Canada?
I hope so :)


Sep. 10, 2009 | 11:34 PM FurryDemon says:

There's also an Australian edition I think.
Also who the fuck is that faggot on the magazine


Sep. 11, 2009 | 9:40 AM xKore says:

the guy on the magzine look jus lik u lolwtf lmarofl xDddXD


Sep. 11, 2009 | 4:25 PM jakenator85 says:

It's cloudy over there in Winipeg, right?


Sep. 12, 2009 | 10:21 PM LBRocker says:

100th comment! Wheeee! I didn't get it yet, did you mail it out lol


Sep. 13, 2009 | 6:50 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Oh god, he can ban us. D:


Sep. 13, 2009 | 5:18 PM XxXYoshi69XxX says:

Congratulations Rig, nice cover to lol. :3

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