neat

That's just awesome dude.
Great job with that issue though.

Niftay

You're getting so much publicity for this :B Ahaha

I'll see if I can snag a copy. Now where is this soviet canada in relation to toronto?

"It could be like Columbine...all over again"?

He had some petrol....seriously.

These types of threads belong in your userpage and this thread has been locked. Please post it there or you will be banned.

.. wait what.

BTW do you think you can get an extra and send it over to the office?

Whatever happened to that anti-social fuck up anyway?

I wish I was the first in that thread :(
I would be in READERS DIGEST!!!

Go Canada! :3

Did anyone ever tell you that you have a twin brother that lives on the side of a book?

Heh, he wasn't in the article because he posted "First post! lmao tldr", Makeshift :P

Y so Srs?

The Web of Conscience..
Im going to kill a Readers Digest booklet by wiping my ass with it CALL THE COPS!

(Still pretty cool Im just jealous)

They should have used that wacky happyface picture of you.

you should read the article to us in stickam, or typee out what it says

Did you send them a picture or did they come to you for one?
and would you mind sending me a copy of the magazine? It looks like a cool article.

Love the pose, hate the hair. You should have shaved your hair.

Im gonna go buy it. Will you sign it?

that guy looks like you its so wierd

I find it really funny how this is becoming so widely known. We don't even know if they kid was gonna do it, he could have pussyed out. But still thats pretty cool. Your like a crime fighter now!

Cool

You rock, Rig!

look out people
Captain Canada is here to save the day!
with his might grizzly in one hand and a hockey stick in the other!
may canada never die
long live your trailer park boys and cornergas!

You've always been cool :3
You should use this to try and sex Jade though

It seems the enemy of lulz run rampant here.

you look a lil bit like stamper

lololol, ghey book author pose.

is that a No to sending me a copy? I'll look around a store to see if I can find a copy, but if I can't....

Any way Joe and I can get a copy? PM meh! :)

I thought it came out already. Ah well, I'd like to say congrats on getting on Readers Digest. :D

any chance of posting the article on your userpage?

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/35 83/rigi.jpg

^^^
Yeah, Stiff, and I hope that one day you take your own life with a gunshot to the face, too.
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Good going. Didn't realize this was a thing going on. Now if the media can just remember that this is an "art" site and not a "social networking" site like MySpace, it would be even more golden.

HOW MUCH OF A SHOUT-OUT DO I GET?

You look significantly less hairy than I imagined.

That is honestly awesome. It's cool because on the face value, you saved a school from, at the very least, hundreds of dollars of damage and even some (not trying to sound melodramatic here) deaths if sirtom decided to use that knife that was found in his bag . Alternatively, if you dig deeper, it's a much bigger story about morality on the internet and in modern times,

Anyway, I just came here to tell you I'm burning down my neighbours house.

Congrats on Re-Mod!

Yay you're a mod now! Now you can defend us from sirtom immitators.

Oh my... :3

Where can I get myself a copy of that magazine?

Rig is so cool. I wanna be just like Rig. I am so going to go save a school. Awesom!

OMG YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN!!!!

Ha, nice job.

Also YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN YAY.

YES. That's the best thing I have ever seen, ever.

Good job dear!

Hottest Reader's Digest EVAR!!!!1111

That's awesome!
Also, congratz about the remodding!

Annnnd......
Since you're a mod again, that means you can go here again!
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 89330
Welcome back in office Rig!

Could you scan that article and post the copy?

The legends returns. To fight evil, shitty topics, and unfunny 13 year old's.

FUCK YOU ASSTARD

ur fucking cool

Is it here in America now? I would love to read up on your awesomeness.

Just a quick question, did you get my PM?

hell yeah! gratz dude!

Cool beans.

OMG RIG YOU'RE A MOD AGAIN DID YOU NOTICE?

I'm going to buy The Readers Digest tomorrow, could I get you to sign it if I mail it to you. Of course ill treasure this always !

OMFG yaaay, hooray for Rig! welcome back to the team buddy ^___________^

But I live in England.... :'(

I think you should send me one from Canada....Please?

You look so gay in that Readers Digest Picture

I wanna read that article but I'm too cheap to get the magazine. Isn't soviet Canada supposed to give to each of us according to our needs or something like that?

You should scan the article and show us.
They don't have that version in the US.

lolololololol you need to show me that IRL

Ha, awesome. And ZOMG you a mod again, couldn't keep away couldya? Even though you didn't really go away :P

They were slow getting that out. D:

Why couldn't they show the picture of you holding the readers digest in the readers digest?

I really want to read that article. It would probably be too much to ask you to type up the text on here, but I couldn't find a single link to it on Google.

What issue is this?
I wanna get it. Hopefully it's the same with RDasia.

Did you just get re-modded?

How much would it be for you to send it to me?

Will you sign it? :3

69 lol

You should scan the article so we could read it. :o

Where do I send it to to get signed? :x

Sorry.. Didn't know about those many other times.... :\

Have you ever put ketchup in-between two slices of bread, and eaten it?

Wow, if I see that, I'm going to buy it.

Is Newgrounds a "Social Networking Site" agian?

I got it already, that was pretty fast.

The only inaccuracy I saw was that they called us a chatroom.

dude, I held the NEWYORKCITY meetup. what does that tell you about where I live?

Rig! You're back! Time to put your name back on the site moderators list and off the demodded moderators list on my NG guide!

Also, don't you think it has been AWHILE since the sirtom incident?

I wish I was in Canada... where did you get the booklet? I'm going to Canada this December.

Rig, I'll send you 30 bucks CASH if you mail me one.

Signed, of course.

Hahaha, I just read the article yesterday! Good job! You did the right thing ;)

YOU IS MOD AGAIN :D

found the magazine in my store, but didn't see your story. it was the september edition right?

could you send me a copy? I'll pay you back somehow.

Must of been pretty hard to explain this site, I'd just end up calling a cult that worships Hentai.

Why so serious? :3

Kickass.

Awesome. I'll probably have to send you cash amongst other things, as the American Postal System goes apeshit if you mail out a letter with only cash. Expect random junk I find in the vicinity of my wallet. I will PM you with details, and you better mail it or I might ffffffff.

Not in the British version. :(((((((

Sexy Sexy!

Welcome back to modship by the way. :3

That book indeed makes you cool.

Can I molest yop?

Never let anybody tell you what to do, son.

They're probably going to make you a superhero, Rig. Make sure it's DC, though. Marvel has gone to complete crap lately.

I'm not seeing the article stateside, even though the September 2009 issue is out here. I dunno if they'll release it in another issue, it's already been released, or it's Canadian only.

YOUR CANADIAN!?

Current goatee is much more majestic than the one in the picture, should've held off on the photoshoot.

September Issue
Vermont = = Canada?
I hope so :)

There's also an Australian edition I think.
Also who the fuck is that faggot on the magazine

the guy on the magzine look jus lik u lolwtf lmarofl xDddXD

It's cloudy over there in Winipeg, right?

100th comment! Wheeee! I didn't get it yet, did you mail it out lol

Oh god, he can ban us. D:

Congratulations Rig, nice cover to lol. :3