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I'm soon gonna join the unwashed ranks of those living in trailer parks. Any decorating tips? I've already got a velvet Elvis painting lined up and a large supply of wife-beaters on hand.

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Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:04 AM angryglacier says:

Oh get a old 1980's small tv and make sure it has only cable.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:39 AM Rig responds:

I'll get the ol' rabbit ears out.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:14 AM I-RULE-OVER-ALL says:

A wind-shine made out of beer cans, and a rusted up body of a car on cinder blocks

Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:40 AM Rig responds:

Oooo, those wind chimes sound delightful.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:47 AM jmalouin7 says:

Lose 80% of your teeth, and become a raging abusive alcoholic, Scream "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS" a lot, and never, ever shower.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 4:00 AM Rig responds:

Sweet, I'm halfway there.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 3:40 AM Fistbeard says:

Make sure you drink beer like water, and watch Nascar.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 4:01 AM Rig responds:

What if my rabbit ears don't pick it up? :C

Oct. 31, 2009 | 7:25 AM Prinzy2 says:

Watch out for tornadoes, trailer parks are magnets for tornadoes.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 12:52 PM Rig responds:

uh oh!

Oct. 31, 2009 | 10:52 AM Sinitech says:

Get a fat wife, have a retarded son, and I think you're set.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 12:53 PM Rig responds:

Awesome!

Oct. 31, 2009 | 9:16 PM SUBZEROCHOAS961 says:

one thing and 2 words.....NAGGER BEATER rofl and hey rig....where my bathroom>.> i only have the fosset and i dont thik im tht good at aiming!?

Nov. 1, 2009 | 1:31 AM Rig responds:

Better get to aiming class! :O

Nov. 1, 2009 | 12:14 AM jakenator85 says:

Do a barrel roll.

Nov. 1, 2009 | 1:31 AM Rig responds:

har har har

Nov. 1, 2009 | 3:49 AM MerlinsBeard says:

The best way to fit into a trailer park is by owning a car more expensive than your RV, and you somehow bought it with foodstamps. Hope this helps. Where are you fairing from, might I ask?

Nov. 1, 2009 | 11:28 AM Rig responds:

Fairing?

Nov. 1, 2009 | 2:48 PM jakenator85 says:

Find yourself an aluminum can, a pen, 2 marbles, a half empty mayo jar, and a rubber band. Now, you got yourself an atom collider!

Oh wait, you're not McGuyver.

Nov. 1, 2009 | 2:53 PM Rig responds:

:C!

Nov. 1, 2009 | 11:50 PM BOLT100 says:

WTF? why arn't you reveiwing my pictures?! I told you to reveiw my pictures!
i did put GTA pics! now...REVEIW THEM ASSHOLE!!!!

Nov. 2, 2009 | 12:48 AM Rig responds:

Don't hurt me :C

Nov. 2, 2009 | 2:29 PM ChocEliteBar says:

You need a double-barreled shotgun! That's very important for keeping trouble makers away!

Also a heads up that I won't be on Xbox LIVE for about two months... :(

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:19 PM Rig responds:

Neither will I, I think. :P

Nov. 2, 2009 | 7:45 PM HighWayStar365 says:

Confederate flags. LOTS OF THEM!!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:19 PM Rig responds:

Even though I'm Canadian? lol

Nov. 2, 2009 | 10:19 PM jakenator85 says:

That really sucks to that you're not McGuyver, because in the situation you're in, you could really use an atom collider!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:20 PM Rig responds:

I suppose those trailer parks don't power themselves.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:12 PM FurryFox says:

My tip? Always have a bottle of moonshine and speak in a hick voice.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:20 PM Rig responds:

Good thinking!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:17 PM Shikamarana says:

Are you happy with this? What's the backstory? Why ya movin, dawg?

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:20 PM Rig responds:

IT'S A SURPRISE

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:21 PM BOLT100 says:

lets start all over now! i said now bitch! ok srroy a bout that all...im asking
is would you please reveiw my pictures?

Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:21 AM Rig responds:

lllloooooollllll

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:45 PM jakenator85 says:

Hey, we're the same level now!

Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:21 AM Rig responds:

no WAY :O

Nov. 3, 2009 | 11:00 PM Shikamarana says:

I like surprises i guess.

Drink beer and wear wife beaters.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:21 AM Rig responds:

Done and done.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 12:26 AM Itsbroken2 says:

A shotgun and car parts on the lawn.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:22 AM Rig responds:

Any pets?

Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:32 AM PennyPigtails says:

cover your lawn in beer cans, make sure you have a pink flamingo lawn ornament and wear a trucker hat with "I LOVE BIG TITTIES 'N BEER" on it.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 11:54 PM Rig responds:

I love all those things!

Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:46 AM 95688kage says:

my cake is getting dry

Nov. 4, 2009 | 11:54 PM Rig responds:

Pour a glass of water on it.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 8:28 PM Valz says:

Get tons of trucker hats with various logos & sayings on them.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 11:55 PM Rig responds:

Do I make a hat-rack?

Nov. 4, 2009 | 11:49 PM Calintz says:

i think im cool cuz i ban on stickam and audio portal.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 11:54 PM Rig responds:

You forgot the BBS.

Nov. 5, 2009 | 6:37 PM Master117chief says:

Thanks for not banning me i guess.
Have a nice day.

Nov. 5, 2009 | 7:13 PM Rig responds:

You too!

Nov. 6, 2009 | 9:18 PM TheSporkLord says:

Be sure to wear stained white T-shirts and plaid over it, grow out a nasty musiache/beard combo, get hammered all the time, lose all self dignity in public and you're set.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 11:15 PM Rig responds:

Working on the beard!

Nov. 6, 2009 | 10:47 PM BOLT100 says:

Hey Rig when you say lol that means your lieing to me
stop lieing you liar!

Nov. 6, 2009 | 11:15 PM Rig responds:

I don't lie

Nov. 7, 2009 | 4:03 AM BOLT100 says:

then why do you say lol?

Nov. 7, 2009 | 7:16 PM Rig responds:

What do you think lol means?

Nov. 7, 2009 | 9:23 PM Valz says:

You are the hat rack. Don't forget to scratch yourself in public alot.