I've decided to make a crappy, happy, cheesy dance (or happy hardcore) song that will get me onto the AP Top 5. Why? Because then, I'd be able to post front page news posts.
For God's sake, sometimes the crappiest stuff gets on the Top 5. I guess I'll just...aim for mass NG appeal. How does a Legend of Super Metroid the Hedgehog Bros. Techno Remix sound to you?
WritersBlock
Why not just rig a weekly top 5? (see whut I did thar?!)
Rig
oh snapple