An article about me will be in the September issue of Readers Digest for that thing I did a while back. Everyone MUST buy a copy. You could mail them to me, and I could sign it and mail it back, and then you'd be famous by association or something. Maybe I'll become a leader of a world power or a massive public failure and you could sell those magazines for lots and lots of money. It's an investment. You'll never regret it.
Also, don't forget we're still looking for artists.