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JP Neufeld @Rig

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Trailer trash

Posted by Rig - October 31st, 2009


I'm soon gonna join the unwashed ranks of those living in trailer parks. Any decorating tips? I've already got a velvet Elvis painting lined up and a large supply of wife-beaters on hand.


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A wind-shine made out of beer cans, and a rusted up body of a car on cinder blocks

Oooo, those wind chimes sound delightful.

Lose 80% of your teeth, and become a raging abusive alcoholic, Scream "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS" a lot, and never, ever shower.

Sweet, I'm halfway there.

Make sure you drink beer like water, and watch Nascar.

What if my rabbit ears don't pick it up? :C

Watch out for tornadoes, trailer parks are magnets for tornadoes.

uh oh!

Get a fat wife, have a retarded son, and I think you're set.

Awesome!

one thing and 2 words.....NAGGER BEATER rofl and hey rig....where my bathroom>.> i only have the fosset and i dont thik im tht good at aiming!?

Better get to aiming class! :O

Do a barrel roll.

har har har

The best way to fit into a trailer park is by owning a car more expensive than your RV, and you somehow bought it with foodstamps. Hope this helps. Where are you fairing from, might I ask?

Fairing?

Find yourself an aluminum can, a pen, 2 marbles, a half empty mayo jar, and a rubber band. Now, you got yourself an atom collider!

Oh wait, you're not McGuyver.

:C!

WTF? why arn't you reveiwing my pictures?! I told you to reveiw my pictures!
i did put GTA pics! now...REVEIW THEM ASSHOLE!!!!

Don't hurt me :C

You need a double-barreled shotgun! That's very important for keeping trouble makers away!

Also a heads up that I won't be on Xbox LIVE for about two months... :(

Neither will I, I think. :P

Confederate flags. LOTS OF THEM!!

Even though I'm Canadian? lol

That really sucks to that you're not McGuyver, because in the situation you're in, you could really use an atom collider!

I suppose those trailer parks don't power themselves.

My tip? Always have a bottle of moonshine and speak in a hick voice.

Good thinking!

Are you happy with this? What's the backstory? Why ya movin, dawg?

IT'S A SURPRISE

lets start all over now! i said now bitch! ok srroy a bout that all...im asking
is would you please reveiw my pictures?

lllloooooollllll

Hey, we're the same level now!

no WAY :O

I like surprises i guess.

Drink beer and wear wife beaters.

Done and done.

A shotgun and car parts on the lawn.

Any pets?

cover your lawn in beer cans, make sure you have a pink flamingo lawn ornament and wear a trucker hat with "I LOVE BIG TITTIES 'N BEER" on it.

I love all those things!

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